So, I watched Attack on Titan on Toonami last night…I mean, that should be all I need to say, right? Maybe it’s because I haven’t watched anime on television since I was in the hospital for an extended period of time and couldn’t sleep because I was getting surgery the next day so I stayed up all night in a morphine-induced haze while watching reruns of Full Metal Alchemist and Inuyasha, but it seems to me that Cartoon Network could have handled their editing a little better. I mean, they cut the opening and ending to pieces, which are the best parts of the show, and had a really awkward commercial break segway. As for the dub…scouts? What is this, Sailor Moon? Say “Survey Corps,” it’s not hard, and most people who own a dictionary will get it. Also, Baby Eren’s voice is ANNOYING, and it hurts my heart that nobody can pronounce “Mikasa” correctly. I mean, all you have to do is listen to the Japanese version once. It’s not that difficult. The best voice acting was done by Eren’s mom, and well, we won’t be hearing her again anytime soon.
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Clearly, I really got into Naruto this week, at least, until they started the extended Sasuke flashback episodes and I switched to something else. I hate flashbacks. I hate extended flashbacks even more. But you guys…GAARA IS BACK!!! And apparently, he’s a good guy?? I don’t know how I feel about this. I mean, obviously I’m a happy fangirl because he’s back and I can hear his wheezing voice again, but he was such a good villain…and I’m in the camp where bad guys should be bad guys. If they turn good, then they’re either trying to trick you or they’re doing it wrong. But all the super ninja got defeated and now it’s Naruto vs. Sasuke again, who is all power-hungry and makes me want to punch him in the face. God, just go home, Sasuke. Are you too good for your home?? ANSWER ME! (Bonus points to whoever got that awesome movie reference.)
Thankfully, this episode had another Maka cameo. Unfortunately, it was a stupid one. Stop teasing me, Soul Eater Not!. Just give me a good three minutes with the old gang or something, and don’t have them all act stupid. This episode was more about the protector guys than anybody else. And although we still don’t know exactly what they are protecting the three girls from or why, at least we now know they have actual personalities. I’m digging the dark haired dude. I can’t tell if he actually likes the weapon girl or if he just takes his job really seriously, but that’s a good thing. Keeps me guessing. In case you couldn’t tell, this episode was also about forced romances. Nothing to really write home about.
I knew this week that I had to knock out another show, and it came down to either White Album or Anohana and this one won out. I immediately regretted this decision. Okay, for all you people who say School Days is the biggest piece of shit out there, I implore you to watch the first season of White Album. Talk about a male protagonist whose head needs to be cut off…ugh. Firstly, it’s painfully obvious that this show is based off a visual novel because half the shots are of these girls all talking to the camera from the perspective where the viewer is the asshole guy. There are also all these weird captions that come up on the screen every now and then that are supposed to show his inner thoughts, or whatever, mostly centered around, “this girl is a goddess,” or “is this girl a goddess?” or “goddess of the day.” It’s really annoying and also proves my point as to what a scumbag this Fuji dude is. He’s supposed to be in a relationship with this girl named Yuki who is an upcoming idol. He calls her his girlfriend, they kiss, etc. etc., which is all well and good. Except, then, all these girls start throwing themselves at him for absolutely no reason. He’s a lazy dick and doesn’t do much and is in no way attractive, but at least five other women are in love with him. Okay, it’s a video game…I can buy it. But then, he cheats on Yuki SO MANY TIMES that I cannot keep count. He tells his senior that he loves her after letting her stay at his dad’s house for weeks so they can make some costumes for a stupid play. He has sex with Yuki’s manager, even though he KNOWS she is only using what tiny bits of sex appeal she has to keep him away from Yuki, and Fuji even states that her lips are cold and dead like doll lips. His best female friend is in love with him. The girl he tutors is in love with him. Yuki’s rival idol is in love with him and he does everything in his power to help all these other girls out and give them false hope, and then he COMPLETELY IGNORES YUKI FOR LIKE A MONTH. And so many of the problems this couple has could have been solved if they both had cell phones…and then I realized in episode 11 that this anime is supposed to take place in 1986. Um…why did it take so long for the viewer to have this important detail spelled out for them? Sure, they probably put a date stamp up in the first episode, but like hell I’m going to remember that weeks/months later. Anyway, I hate Fuji. I hate him because throughout this whole thing, even though he tells other girls he loves them and sleeps with that whore of a manager, he still thinks he should get some sympathy because he cries about how much he loves Yuki. In fact, he tells the manager that she might not be Yuki, but they could be “something else” together. Ugh. I just hate him. This anime has a second season that I probably will not watch for a long, long time, until I get this horrible taste out of my mouth. I rated this show 4/10 on MAL. Yuck.
This is one of the shows I got from my latest Crunchyroll Mystery Box, and I started it because I was all Naruto‘ed out. As far as I can tell, there’s this samurai who goes around killing a bunch of people who is immortal. Once his sister gets killed, he pledges to only kill bad people and has to knock out a certain number of them before he feels like his life will be vindicated or something. It’s pretty dumb. I wasn’t that impressed. It’s kind of gory in theory, as in, they show shadows of people’s heads being cut off, but not the actual heads, but there’s still blood everywhere. The dub is pretty subpar, but the DVD packaging is nice, so that’s why I popped it open. Also, the opening theme is REALLY stupid. It’s about a rabbit. And this is a bloody samurai show. Okay then.
Nooooo, they got rid of the awesome Pocky girl already! Goddamn it. I want a reunion special. I know a lot of people are turned off by this monster-of-the-week episode style this anime has going on, but I really like it. Blame my massive consumption of Sailor Moon, if you want, but it doesn’t bother me. This was a really good episode, even if I lost one of my favorite assassins. Though whatsherface pulled out her yuri card towards the end…watch out, Tokaku, she’s coming for you.
Speaking of Sailor Moon, now that we have a release date for the new show (July 5!), I am frantically trying to finish the series before the new one comes out. I might actually be better off reading the manga — I just finished volume 5, which is what equates to the end of season 2, and it was SO much better than the anime, holy shit — but I’m still fighting the good fight here. We’ve gone into the Hotaru-centric episodes, and I keep remembering all the awesome Outer Senshi moments that happen here, especially since Haruka is being a super BAMF and getting pissed off all the time. I love her. She’s by far one of my favorite anime characters of all time. The Outers are more powerful than everyone else because they are supposed to protect the planet from things in outer space…but since shit got real down on earth, they are working below their stations now, slumming it to “help” Sailor Moon. I use that term loosely because they really just want to find the Messiah and make sure she doesn’t turn all evil and rip the place to shreds…and we all know who that is supposed to be, right? Right? I get confused around this point because I sort of remember what happens but sort of don’t, so finishing off this season will be both good and bad. Good, because I’ll get everything straight. Bad, because then I have to delve into Super S, which is all about Chibi-usa…shoot me.
I really had the intention to knock this whole series out last night before Attack on Titan came on, but then I got on the phone, so that was put on hold. These two episodes were actually pretty cute. It turns out Zero has a nutso fiance, and Ichii used to be in love with his (not blood related) sister. Yeah, fucked up stuff in a girl’s show~! This anime has actually not been as shitty as I thought it was going to be, and it’s not all cutesy fluff crap, either. Don’t get me wrong, I still want to finish it immediately just to get it off my list, but it’s not as bad as Fantasista Dolls or anything.
So now we’ve come. (pause) To the endddddd of the road. (pause) Still I can’tttttt lettttttt goooooo. (pause). Okay, I’m done. Boyz II Men do it better than anything I could type in this box. Current tallies: I’m still currently watching 239 anime and have completed 24 shows this year. I have already promised myself I’ll knock out Save Me! Lollipop for next week and I will try for one other. I got the urge to finish Golden Time, but I don’t know if I’ll have the actual time to get through more than 10 episodes of it for next week. I guess this is the cliffhanger. Dun dun dunnnnnn…okay, I’m done.