I have no idea where the spring season went. Seriously. No idea. All of a sudden, it’s new chart time and in less than a month I’ll finally have my new Sailor Moon, and I AM NOT READY. I saw the trailer. I don’t know how I feel about it. It looks so digitized and fake…but it’s Sailor Moon. I hope it’s good. It’s going to take a year for them to even air the series, but I just…I want it to be good. I’m terrified. Lots to talk about this week since I’m doing a three week backlog. It’s time. You will be rewarded at the end.
All images are from MAL, and there are spoilers up to the episodes listed!
Wow, I just realized I’ve been away for so long that I couldn’t go into my MAL history because it doesn’t go back in time that far. Instead, I had to go into my RSS feed…which I didn’t even know I had. Creepy. People can stalk me by anime episode. Anyway, funimation.com put up the dub preview of Red Data Girl, so I had to watch it. I actually pre-ordered this, but who knows when it will come. I still haven’t gotten my gift set of Attack on Titan from Right Stuf yet because I ordered it with something that doesn’t come out until July. Lame. Well…it’s good in this case because I am utterly broke right now, but I digress. Once I realized that Red Data Girl would probably turn into a reverse harem, of course I had to pick it back up immediately. But it’s…weird. It’s like this ghost of a princess from another world is going to take over this girl’s body, and all these dudes have to protect her because she’s the vessel…I don’t know how I feel about it. But the dub is solid. I had to re-watch the first episode because I didn’t remember what happened, and after watching it a second time, I still don’t really remember what happened. So maybe it’s a forgettable reverse harem. I’ll finish it when it comes in the mail.
A few weeks ago, I really wanted to knock a huge chunk of this show out…and then I watched one episode. I don’t know if I got distracted or what, but this is the episode where the little cop dude gets a rival…and boy, is she annoying. My quest to watch all the magical girl shows is really taking a beating right now. Shit, I pretty much ruined my backlog challenge. I mean, you’ll see from the stats at the end of the post, but I will need to finish a lot of my seasonal stuff in the next few weeks just to get back down to the count I started with. I need to kick my ass back into gear.
This show got harder and harder for me to watch each episode because you know the assassins are going to “die,” and I love me some villains. It’s like my favorite characters are getting knocked off one after the other, never to be seen again…or are they? I know a lot of people didn’t like the Romeo and Juliet episode, but I loved it. Yeah, the writing was sloppy and the end felt like a cop-out because Chitaru was my very favorite and she pretty much went and killed herself, but UGH. I bought into it. The pool episode was okay but rushed. The ones with the gel nails girl were probably the best, if only because it took two episodes to finish her arc and I want more time with these characters. And then the last girl…holy crap. Haru completely did a 180, but I knew something was wrong with her, and she wasn’t this perfect little victim like everyone made her out to be. We’re in the home stretch here, and while I know there probably won’t be a second season, I just hope we get to see some of the assassins again…and not in puppet form.
I’m going to be completely honest here and tell you that I don’t remember anything about this episode at all, other than apparently I watched it. Not a goddamned thing. I’m going to finish this just to knock it out, but Soul Eater Not has NOT left a great impression on me. Bad puns aside 😉
This was one of the titles I received in my latest Crunchyroll mystery box, so I decided to go ahead and start it. Doujin Work is a comedy about a girl who decides to begin drawing her own doujinshi for…some reason I can’t remember. Not because she’s into it. I think she needs money or something. Anyway, she has no idea what she’s doing, but she has a bunch of friends who do and encourage her, and it’s pretty hysterical to watch this girl first freak out and then completely accept drawing questionable comics to cater to fanboys. This show kind of reminds me of Hayate no Gotoku, but it’s easier to digest because the episodes are only 12 minutes long. Unfortunately, they’re packaged with these live action segments that drag on and on while two of the voice actors from the show try to draw their own doujinshi so they can get themselves a big tv, a PS3, and pay for an after party for the anime’s staff. I think I’ll skip the real people from now on and just stick to the anime — at least that is intentionally funny.
Back into reverse harem territory we go. Are you ready for adventures with some hot guys? Well…I guess I wouldn’t call them adventures, even if a lot of clothes do come off in these episodes. Don’t get excited. It’s a beach episode. Basically, the main girl decides to teach all the gods about summer school and clubs, and she takes them to the beach and tries to help Hades with his astronomy club. While Hades gets a little crack in his I HATE EVERYONE exterior, no one is really impressed by summer school, other than that the blond guy with short hair gets elected class president or something. God, they’re all meshing together for me now and I’m referring to characters by hair color. Thankfully, this is anime, and I can do that because having blue hair doesn’t mean you’re strange like it does in real life.
One arc ends, and another begins. Sakura proves (and to herself this time!) how fucking useless she is and decides she needs to make a change…right after someone is talking to the new Hokage about how each ninja squad should have a medical ninja. Then, oh so conveniently, Sakura asks her if she can be her apprentice. Did I mention new Hokage is the best medical ninja ever? Yeah. So now she can put her useless-ness to some kind of work, since she can’t fight to save her — or anyone else’s — life. Also, we find out that Orochimaru has Sasuke and we probably won’t see him again for three years. Seriously? Does that mean he’s out until Shippuden?? I don’t know if I can take 80 episodes with no Sasuke. That’s like blasphemy.
I picked this up when Right Stuf was having a bargain bin sale. It’s no secret that I have loved Hello Kitty since I was a little kid. Hell, Hello Kitty’s Furry Tale Theater was my absolute favorite Saturday morning cartoon. And, honestly, I hoped that that was what this series was, even though I was pretty positive the show I watched so long ago wasn’t anime…it’s not. Completely different show. Completely different vibe. Not as good. It’s also a compilation of a bunch of OVAs, which makes tracking it next to impossible. The first episode was split into two parts, one of them the Hello Kitty version of Snow White, and the other The Boy Who Cried Wolf. The latter was pretty stupid, and the dub was TERRIBLE. I thought my ears were going to bleed from Badtz-Maru. Snow White was okay, but the animation was stilted, and it’s yet another character Monica Rial ruins. I wish more of her voices were like the one she did in Princess Nine, but I digress. It’s good to see Hello Kitty in her natural Japanese habitat, but I liked my English adaptation of this better. I hope it’s still on Hulu, but I have a feeling it’s not, since I know for sure it got taken down from Netflix.
My rental service and I are back on good terms, so I powered through three whole DVDs of this show because it’s extremely easy to watch dubbed. With subtitles, I fell asleep. The dub voices are so annoying that I am forced to stay awake and listen to these kids go at it board game style. I guess Go isn’t the same as Othello, though, it’s way more complicated, and the show makes that clear. The basic premise now is that Hikaru wants to play Go as much as possible, and he joins a Go competition team at his middle school. His rival, Akira, who is skilled enough to go pro, takes a giant step down and plays for his middle school team for the sole reason of wanting to play against Hikaru as much as humanly possible. But everybody hates Akira. In fact, these kids start doing some Boys Over Flowers-esque shit just because he beats them at a board game. I don’t remember if I have talked about the saga it was for me to finish that anime, but for a girl who loves her some melodrama, even I couldn’t take some of the shit that went down there. Anyway, with the dub, I can power through this show and have two more discs on the way. I’m going to be a Go master once I’m finished. …yeah right. I still don’t even understand how to play, and they have tutorial live action sequences after each episode.
Guys, I have real life friends who watch anime now. I know! I’m as shocked as you are. So, after my birthday dinner at Medieval Times (I know how jealous you are that my life is completely awesome), I went back to their house slightly tipsy, and they introduced me to the hot mess that is Dragon Half. I had never heard of this show in my life. But the ending song is about like…eggs. It’s NUTS. Apparently, it’s one of my friends’ favorite shows because of how ridiculous it is, and when you’ve been drinking vodka all night, it’s even funnier. However, it was SO BAD that they only made two episodes. Hysteria. Dragon Half is about this girl who is — gasp! — half dragon. And there’s a boyband idol, some dudes trying to kidnap her to get to her parents, a tournament fighter…it’s just nuts. It makes absolutely no sense. If you have an hour to kill, grab yourself a bottle of Pinnacle and have a good time. I rated this 5/10 on MAL.
Once again, another dub preview comes up on funimation, and I feel compelled to watch it immediately. I actually tried to pick up Ben-to while it was airing, but I fell asleep during the first episode. This time, I fell asleep during the second episode, but I was really wrecked. It’s basically a show about people who have a fight club revolving around half price boxed lunches. These bitches beat the shit out of each other to net that $5 beef bowl. It’s so ludicrous that it works, and I don’t hate the characters, so that’s a plus. The dub is passable, nothing special. I won’t be buying this one, but I’ll watch the rest of it on the funimation streaming service. I pay for that shit, you better believe I use it.
This random blast from the past came to me along with my Hikaru no Go discs from my rental service, so in order to send it back, I watched it. This is actually a cute little show. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a cute little stupid show, but it’s still cute. This dude is really getting into being a cross-dressing teacher to help his students out. In true trope fashion, these episodes contained a “health exam,” a camping trip and some kind of sports festival…I think. I was multitasking while I watched this. But I do remember it being funny. The DVD menus are weird, though. I can’t even explain them other than that they are ridiculously hard to navigate.
While my gift copy of this show has not arrived at my house yet, the Collector’s Edition I bought from the Funimation store did come in. Yes, I pretty much paid $30 extra for some necklaces and some pins. They’re not even good quality and the chains are short as hell. I would have been better off ordering from the etsy store where I got my first Attack on Titan necklace that gets compliments all the time. Let me tell you, the packaging on this sucks. It’s not in a box, the case doesn’t close, and you can’t take the book out of the package to look at it. I heard reports that a lot of the discs were fucked up, so while I wasn’t planning on watching this now, I stuck the first Blu-ray in the player just to make sure it worked. And while it works, the volume is so freaking low, I had to turn my tv all the way up just so I could hear the dialogue. I normally watch it at like…11, and I had to turn this all the way up to 42. NOT CUTE. I’m not impressed with the release at all. The picture looks amazing, but I thought they were going to re-animate some of the footage to not show still frames…yeah, still frames are still everywhere. The dub commentary is a joke. The director specifically pointed out that he spent a long time researching how to pronounce the German names of the characters so they wouldn’t be incorrect, and then NO ONE can say “Mikasa” correctly. And while all the others characters are passable, Eren’s voice completely grates, even when he grows up. Maybe it’ll get better in titan form. One can only hope and dream.
Amazon Prime now has the dubbed version of this anime up to watch for free, I think up to season 5. Now I have no reason not to knock some of this out…except that this episode was completely boring and it advanced the plot absolutely nowhere. Come on, Bleach. Get good already.
AND WE MADE IT! Here’s a free Crunchyroll guest pass:
I’ve completely screwed up my backlog challenge, but here are the counts. I am currently watching 242 shows and have completed 27 shows this year. Ugh. I’ll try to knock one out for next week, but it’ll be a short one since I have concerts and a wedding to go to. Life. So, did you miss me? Don’t forget to enter my birthday giveaway to win a free two month Crunchyroll anime membership! Now you missed me because I’m giving you presents. I see how this goes 😉